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var Quotation=new Array()
Quotation[0] = "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #83: Anything stolen is pure profit.";
Quotation[1] = "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.";
Quotation[2] = "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #109: Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.";
Quotation[3] = "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #8: Small print leads to large risk.";
Quotation[4] = "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #1: Once you have their money, you never give it back.";
Quotation[5] = "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #17: A contract is a contract is a contract, but only between Ferengi.";
Quotation[6] = "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #217: You can't free a fish from water.";
Quotation[7] = "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #190: Hear all, trust nothing.";
Quotation[8] = "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #285: No good deed ever goes unpunished.";
Quotation[9] = "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #48: The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.";
var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();